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var ar = new Array("This is not the best day for teaching your spiritual or religious philosophy to others. It might be a good day for learning, and listening, perhaps. Keep an open mind and let everyone else do the talking. Wait to speak until you are among those who are receptive to your insights.", 
"Your creativity is explosive today. If you are an artist or musician, you could have a spectacular opportunity to show your talents off to a larger audience. You are intimidated by an authority figure, but don\'t let that get in the way of your chance.", 
"Your \"home family\" and the \"office family\" seem to be at odds with each other, with you stuck in the middle. It could actually be that way, but you do have more power than you think. If you take the leader, you can turn unpleasant situations into serious opportunities.", 
"Listen to your intuition. Something is telling you that a good deal is really no bargain. You need to be practical and a bit stingy with your spending today, because any shiny, sparkly, pretty and impractical technical toy can turn your head.", 
"You may have to make a sudden and unexpected change to phones or computers in your home today. The challenges you face, the money you spend, and the extra effort you put in could pay off later in career perks and bonuses that might not have come otherwise. ", 
"A friend or sibling may confide about a disturbing psychic experience. Let them know that it happens to a lot more people than we ever hear about. They aren\'t crazy! You\'ll both feel better once you have a chance to talk about it and understand it better.", 
"You may be asked to sign a contract or legal document today, but the project is likely to go nowhere until you dramatically revise your plans. You may find it is difficult to connect with people and that meetings are rescheduled because everyone is so scattered.", 
"You may have unexpected insights about family members and loved ones today. Someone seems a little cranky or out of sorts, and they may have taken their frustrations out on you. You can use your empathy and charm to bring them back around.", 
"You want to put some time aside for home redecoration or improvements, and there may be bargain opportunities to build good value in your home with a good-sized investment of elbow grease. There are changes coming in your investment or financial picture soon.", 
"If you want to restore a sense of harmony in your family that has been missing of late, find a way to help a loved one deal with one of their medical problems. Their problem attitude likely is caused by being in pain. Hiding pain has a way of souring anyone's mood.", 
"If you are making plans for a vacation or an outing to the countryside soon, avoid settling on scheduling plans today if you can. Someone will change their plans or cancel at the last minute, and the whole mess may have to be sorted again at a later date.", 
"Someone in your family or circle of loved ones is pushing for change, or for a focus on their values, and they are insisting those particular values be passed along to the children in your family. You are concerned that things are moving too hard, but circumstances change someone's attitude.", 
"Spiritual interests will be important issues today, especially if you have children. Getting them to share in your enthusiasm might be a bit of a chore though. Think up ways to make learning fun. You find they have ideas that are profound beyond their years.", 
"Ignore some of the silly arguments flying past your head today and stay focused. You can accomplish more with the carrot approach than the stick anyway. Friends and families are likely flash points. Some of your puttering around could lead to major improvements in the value of your home.", 
"Any home improvement project that does not involve computers, telephone equipment or major structural changes would be a good idea today. You can accomplish a great deal by focusing on the appearance of your home, or on getting some heart-pumping exercise.", 
"You\'ll sort out your romantic confusion and settle down to gain your true heart's desire. You\'ll be flirtatious, charming and irresistible today. You will enjoy a romantic moment at a cultural, recreational or entertainment event where there are many people.", 
"You and your spouse or partner must talk, but the conversation will go better than you expect. Just go with the flow, be honest and realistic about your expectations. If you are single, don't be afraid to call an old flame, you may find a reception you did not expect.", 
"You definitely want to be focused on romantic play and relationships today, but it may seem at times that the world is conspiring to upset your plans. There might be a benefit in this for you. You find that delayed gratification is much more satisfying than you thought.", 
"You and your spouse or partner may be having challenges with differences in your career commitments right now. The solution is more compromise, more communication, more of the stuff you may find pretty challenging. Consider this a growth opportunity.", 
"You could have a spiritual insight that could lead you to a better understanding of your traditional family\'s religious or spiritual beliefs. You may find that an opportunity unfolds in the workplace, which brings in a new or improved source of income.", 
"You may be considering a last-minute vacation or getaway, but the fact is you don't yet have all the pieces in place. Make sure you can get the necessary time off, that you have enough cash, and that your medications and documentation are in place.", 
"You are either on the road, or you want to be traveling, and your wandering mind is bringing you to interesting places. If you are taking a drive, you will probably not have a destination in mind. You just go wherever the wind takes you.", 
"You are likely doing a lot of thinking and may even be writing about office politics today. Even if it is only an informal email to your boss, be sure that you stick to the facts you can back up, because irrational emotions may be running high.", 
"It\'s a high-energy day, and you have lots of ideas about ways to add substance to your bottom line. Follow your intuition, your \"gut feel\", or a sudden insight. It could be a moneymaker. Avoid arguments about politics though, you are not politically correct right now.", 
"A friend or acquaintances could help you sort out recent confusion. You need to decide what to do next, and you have been weaving all over the place in a misguided attempt to hang onto the past. Someone will likely kick you in the bottom to get you moving again.", 
"Friendship and values don\'t go together well right now. Get into culture, politics and religion with a friend or companion, or in large groups of people, and you may end up in deep waters. You may feel you need advice, but your inner sage already has the answers.", 
"Your intuitive skills are sharp today and you will have amazing ideas that help you strengthen the potential of your investments or pay off troublesome debts. Stay focused on the positive. You can accomplish a great deal if you move past worries.", 
"You are getting interesting psychic or intuitive impressions today. You have a strange yet exhilarating dream that contains an important message about a special person in your life. Pay attention to dream symbols, they can teach you a great deal about yourself.");

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