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var ar = new Array("You are looking at big changes in your spiritual or religious beliefs right now, and while there is potential for enlightenment, there is also a feeling of frustration or uncertainty. You are being forced to have another look at your values.", 
"You can learn things that could prove to be most helpful in the future of your career. If you can't decide how to spend your free time, look into a community college's catalog. You can pick up computer or communications skills that will come in handy.", 
"You will be considering taking an Internet class because of something a manager or customer said last week. You may feel insecure because you are asked questions you don\'t know the answers to. Don\'t worry so much. Even the \"experts\" don\'t know everything.", 
"It may be a good idea to drive out to the countryside if you can\'t seem to clear the cobwebs from your mind today. You need to get out of a rut. A trip to a book store, library, or a surf on the Internet will help distract you from your self-created anxieties.", 
"Trust your self-knowledge and inner confidence when dealing with a minor embarrassment at a social event or gathering. Your maturity, wisdom and insight in dealing with an unexpected setback will impress everyone if you stay calm. A relative is pressuring you to change.", 
"You are making and losing some friends today. You and your spouse or partner seem to be arguing and agreeing, at the same time, sometimes in the same sentence. Expect the unexpected from people in your life, and people you meet on the street. ", 
"You will wonder what planet people are from today. They may seem mad and happy, optimistic and pessimistic at the same time. They will be almost bouncing off the walls with extra energy. While that\'s entertaining, it may also be frustrating.", 
"Friends and lovers are the theme today. Someone is acting oddly. A friend may rescue you from an unpleasant situation by pulling you away from the table just in the nick of time. You need some reading or meditation time this evening. You can come up with wild ideas right now.", 
"You have flashes of intuition, wisdom and insight today that can serve you well if you listen to them. You could have strange dreams or visions that come suddenly, and leave as quickly, so carry a tape recorder or notepad with you. One of those impressions is golden.", 
"You have an urge to change your house around. You may be satisfied by moving the furniture around or simply tidying up, but you\'ll want to dramatically transform your living space if possible. You may be considering tearing down walls to build a new space.", 
"You are coming across as a little too eager to take on a leadership role, but you may be over-extending yourself a bit. If there are jealous people around now, slow down and have another look at the situation from their point of view - it may change your perspective.", 
"Frustration and delays follow your every move, and you will wish you stayed in bed by the time that lunch rolls around. You find it is like swimming upstream trying to the chores done. If you need help, don\'t be afraid to reach out to a friend  or family member.", 
"You want to spend the day a one long self-indulgent daydream, but the powers that be are interrupting you with their mundane needs. You would rather be at home curled up with a book, or out partying together with some friends, and you may get that chance.", 
"If you have taken chances and believe in yourself, today you could be rewarded with amazing opportunities to dramatically increase your income potential. If you are hiding your light under a bushel basket for fear of attracting attention, the opportunity will likely pass you by.", 
"Financial opportunities are around today, but you can blow this energy if you spend too much time spending money on rather frivolous recreation. You may find the so-called \"bargains\" you have been after lately have hidden price tags or expensive user fees.", 
"You may have to make changes to your budget. An upcoming vacation may have to be rescheduled. You\'ll be happy with a project that keeps you busy, and brings in more money in the long run. But you may have to make some short-term sacrifices or delay gratification for your long-term goals.", 
"You are talkative today and that is a good thing for a friend or companion who is suffering from stress-caused health problems. It is probable that all they need is a shoulder to cry on, and you will be compassionate and empathic to their troubles.", 
"Your telephone is ringing off the hook again with chatterbox friends, but they are spouting some weird political jargon or theories that just get your back up. You may unreliable or broken telecommunication, network or computer equipment today.", 
"Family secrets are likely to come out today. Some of this is good. Unexpected news about someone\'s investment, will or estate planning could be in your favor. But there is some concern about a loved one whose emotional or mental state is somewhat odd at the moment.", 
"You will be thinking about home, family, or real estate investments today, and it may be hard to stay focused on your work. Your loved ones have a bunch of strange and competing ideas, concerns or needs that are keeping you on the telephone sorting out the tangled mess.", 
"Don\'t invest the children\' college fund in a risky hot stock bet today. You may find you are thinking a lot about your financial future. Make sure you are treading a safer and more secure path. The daily commute is likely to be a bit of a challenge today.", 
"You want to get out and play, but you don\'t feel like doing much. There could be a disappointing purchase today if you spend too much money on home entertainment products or electronics. Focus instead on positive gossip, spread the good word about your accomplishments.", 
"You\'re confronting inner demons today, and the battle probably isn\'t too pretty. There is something dysfunctional in your workplace, and you may want to lay down an ultimatum that your boss does not appreciate, and your coworkers don\'t understand. This is probably not the day to do it.", 
"You will find yourself in the middle of a busy, exciting day when the telephone rings and someone threatens to spoil everything. Turn the tables on them, and invite them to join you in a little fun. Social bonding makes you more effective in the workplace.", 
"You will be in a very good mood today. Your bizarre sense of humor returns, and you are a lot more energetic. You are up for fun, too. You might drag your significant other out to a party this evening. If you are single, you may be going out with friends.", 
"You are spending lots of time thinking about romance and you could be told you are smothering someone or pushing them too much. If you are still single there could be a sudden new attraction that brings a sensitive and carefree soul into your life.", 
"There are too many irons in your financial fire. You may be looking at changing banks, advisors, accountants or brokers, or at a career change to something more enjoyable or less complicated. You want to get more time for living, and to spend less time on financial chores.", 
"You are likely hearing or sharing interesting financial information in the workplace today. Someone has a hot stock tip that looks promising. Do your homework, and trust your gut feel, but don\'t wait long. Opportunity may be impatient today.");

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