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var ar = new Array("It is not the most ideal day to try to push new ideas, or to make changes in your career direction. You'll be frustrated, but don't let yourself get worked up. The energy may change dramatically in the next while. Make sure that you are pro-acting, not reacting.", 
"There are financial opportunities opening up to you right now. Internet businesses, web sites, and opportunities to invest in communications technologies may be tempting. Just be sure you get all of the background before you sink money into a friend's \"dot.com\".", 
"Financial and career changes are coming, but you may have to make dramatic changes in the ways you communicate with those higher up on the corporate ladder. Someone may seek advice on a healthcare matter today, be careful how you respond. They may take any advice as criticism.", 
"You are vulnerable to committing a faux pas today, but you also find yourself vetting unexpected social opportunities. You have to be careful at events where there are important people who you know from your career. You will be entertaining and charming.", 
"Be attentive on the road today. Commuting to and from recreational events could be challenging, perhaps because of weather, construction or road hazards, and you will not be patient. Leave early. Be careful with paperwork as you could miss important details.", 
"You could learn there is equity in your home or in a real estate investment you have been considering. Family members may offer to help financially or give you gifts of value. If you feel that you need more advice, look to an older, more experienced relative.", 
"Your relatives are not suffering from split personality disorder. Well, maybe not all of them. But they have been fickle lately. All of a sudden, they are coming around favor to your way of thinking about things, especially where it comes to work, lifestyle and spirituality.", 
"You will be answering and making a lot of telephone calls today. You will be in demand by loved ones seeking your attention. You may find that a romance has a downside. It is apparent that some Pisceans are out spending way too much money on the dating game.", 
"You want to sneak away for a little fun tonight, but the budget probably does not support it. A little creative brainstorming and you can figure something out. Or you could take advantage of some unexpected free time to spend with your spouse or partner. ", 
"If you want your partner to be sexier, indulge their need to talk today. You could find yourselves drifting into some sexy conversations. You may be talking about the possibility of bringing children into your family. You\'ll be feeling highly creative today.", 
"Your physical energy is high, and that would be a good thing, but your energies are scattered as well, and that could make for moments of anxiety. You may have problems with cranky or uncooperative communications devices. Keep the cell phone charged.", 
"You could hear really good news about your financial outlook today. You could be making money soon from a new creative activity. Music and art will play a role in the day. Someone could ask for your advice about improving the look of an office.", 
"You have concerns about a health issue today. You find solutions to this kind problem at a health food store, or through homeopathic or alternative healthcare. At least part of the problem may have resulted from too much work and not enough sleep.", 
"If you are single, your friends may be planning a \"stealth blind date\". That\'s when they set up a blind date, but they don\'t tell either \"victim\" what\'s going on. You may be surprised by an attraction to someone who seems outside your normal realm of attraction.", 
"You\'re about to run into a pair of lovely bedroom eyes. Life is not all about boardrooms and the melodramas of success, sometimes the more exciting chase takes place in softer realms. Your love life is about to get incredibly interesting.", 
"You have an idea that can help you boost your income, investments, or pay down debts. A partner or associate could help you turn an idea into tangible assets that you can use to build a nest egg for the future. Don\'t go shopping though, unless you are investing in the future.", 
"You can build intimacy with a loved one or relative if you focus on the values and beliefs you share in common. For some, this may be shared investment, for others, shared housing, and for others, it will be about your common religious or spiritual background.", 
"You may be considering a major change to your finances or investments as a result of some upsetting news, but go ahead carefully. You may find there are opportunities available that would not be there if you had not gone through recent challenges.", 
"Paperwork goes smoothly today, at least, as long as you are the one in charge. Don\'t let others take over now, because you cannot count on them to do a good job. This is one day where if you want it done at all, never mind well, you have to do it yourself.", 
"Something has you into the mood to travel, and you are likely to be thinking about a vacation today. The Internet is the best place to hunt down travel bargains. If you are traveling with a romantic partner, pick a place strange and exotic.", 
"Your career is reaching a boiling point right now. Leadership is demanded of you, and you are afraid of using the full extent of your own power. You must learn to accept that you really are the best one to challenge everyone to reach their potential.", 
"Don\'t let your career ambitions come between you and someone you love today, especially your significant other. They come through in your chart as wanting security, but that could require changes first, which may initially make them feel more insecure.", 
"Friendship and values don\'t go together well today. You can have friendly chats with your coworkers and acquaintances, provided you keep the topics sweet and light. But don\'t get into culture, politics and religion unless you can handle some push-back.", 
"Get out with friends and companions and take in a movie, play, or game. If you can\'t afford a big-ticket event, then get everyone together at the bowling alley. You will have more fun than you expect, provided there is lots of laughter and physical activity.", 
"If you are having a tough time making a challenging career choice, reach out to your spiritual community for advice or support. Prayer and meditation may be helpful. Be wary of advice from anyone from your community or family who you know may have hidden agendas.", 
"You may feel like you fell head first into a bucket of Freudian Slips today. It seems no matter what you try to hide, it sneaks into your words through your subconscious. Any mistakes you make are recoverable, though. A friend is going to find humor in your discomfiture.", 
"You are likely frustrated with yourself at the moment, because you just can\'t make up your mind whether you want one thing or the other, and you do feel strongly that you have to make choices soon in your career ambitions. Don\'t push before you are ready.", 
"You may decide to sign up for an Internet course, lecture or a high technology class in order to sharpen your computer skills. You realized recently that you are falling behind in the technology department, but it will be easier to catch up than you thought.");

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