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var ar = new Array("You will have a happier and more harmonious day today if you avoid getting into political, spiritual or financial arguments with a friend or companion. They may be acting like and opinionated so and so right now, but you won\'t have the energy to argue with them. ", 
"You will share information and advice with friends today. The most likely topic of conversation will center around alternative health care, vitamins, and holistic lifestyle choices. You may be considering attending a lecture or seminar soon. ", 
"You will be pulling information out of the ether today. Your psychic and intuitive talents are amazing right now. You may have a profound religious, spiritual or psychic experience today that greatly enhances your life and well being.", 
"Your intuition is telling you two different, and possibly contradictory stories today. You may have to take some time to figure out which is true or false. If you have to make an important decision, get the facts, flipping a coin could lead to a disastrous decision.", 
"You will be asked today to take on a challenge, a leadership role, or a new position and will be looking at going back to school, taking a evening course, or taking an exciting Internet classes to boost your personal knowledge and productivity.", 
"You could be the center of attention when you least expect it today, so watch yourself. Ever watched a mime perform on the street? They wait until their chosen victim is distracted, then play silly when their back is turned. You may be working with a person whose humor is similar.", 
"You will be getting good news in the workplace. You might hear about a better budget, a raise, or a perk that improves working conditions. You may find that it is a poor day to force any changes on coworkers and work associates. Be patient.", 
"Good financial news will be coming today. A check will soon be in the mail. There may be investment opportunities in your business contacts. News of a bonus or promotion will improve your spirits. Your energy will be much higher than normal today.", 
"You\'ll get good news about your finances today. It would be a good idea to keep that news under your hat for a little while. Others may not see the hard work that you have been doing to get where you are going. That could lead to obstructive behavior or destructive attitudes.", 
"You\'ll come up with creative new ways to make extra money. That will brighten up the investment and financial picture, and that will lift your mood. You may feel like celebrating this evening, and your significant other would love a night out with you, alone.", 
"Communication confusion makes it difficult to get much done, especially if you are involved the stock market. People that you deal with will seem to have developed a sudden inability to remember the relevant facts and data. They are all dreaming about the weekend.", 
"You may be at a loss for words today. If you are unable to express your feelings well, you will at least be a good listener today! If that is not good enough, agree to set aside some quality time for loved ones later on when you have had a chance to think.", 
"A relative could bring great good news to you about recent renovations, an addition to the family, or a big real estate deal. It will be an interesting and dynamic day with many opportunities. You can expect to make some more money from a home-based business soon.", 
"You\'ll resolve an interesting disagreement with a friend or loved one. The change in attitude will make everyone much more happy and secure. Be sure that everyone involved understands the consequences, though. There will be an adjustment, and changes may be stressful at first.", 
"Your friends and relatives want you to join in a group activity today, but you really do want get to work. No matter which activity you finally decide to choose, you are likely going to be thinking about the other.  Maybe you can work to find a compromise.", 
"You need to have a little play time this weekend, and if you are to get it, you must leave the cell phone back at home. If you take that obnoxious device with you, you are likely to get a call from a coworker or client begging for help at the worst possible time.", 
"Be prepared for unusual but enjoyable diversions. Someone is going to express a strong interest in your talents, or invite you to join them in a class or hobby you\'ve wanted to take for a long time. A word of caution though, supplies are likely to be expensive. ", 
"You have a chance to let your supervisor or employer know that you have a home life. Whether you hint around the issue or confront it directly, you need time off, and you will only get that if you speak up. You have a loved one who needs your attention.", 
"Still single? An eccentric friend has the potential to be more than a companion if you will let them get closer. The problem is you are afraid to trust anyone that far outside your own ideals. Are they too unreliable? Perhaps so. So enjoy them as they are. Let go of your expectations.", 
"You will get an interesting telephone call from a companion who wants to help you meet someone new. They may not have the best matchmaking record normally, in fact usually it is awful, but their luck is likely to be better today. And after all, what can you lose?", 
"If you are looking for opportunities to make good impressions on your significant other, avoid a tempting opportunity to \"make nice\" with their parents today. You may find you are able to charm your way out of a bad situation, but only if you are sincere.", 
"It is a good day to make last-minute updates to your banking records. You may be worried about a long-term investment, but a check of the book keeping will reassure you that you are better off than you thought. Just hold off on the celebratory spending a while longer.", 
"Listen to your intuition where it comes to investments you are considering. Going in together with coworkers or friends may look promising, but there could be hidden fees or fine print, or the politics that can be involved with a large group that you haven\'t considered. ", 
"You could learn something about your spouse or partner or a potential new partner that confuses you for a while. When you settle down, you will realize that while information is power, it can also be a passion. Push your partner\'s love buttons tonight.", 
"If you send out an email to a customer together with a copy of your personal comments attached, or commit some other kind of faux pas today, don\'t worry. Chances are that nothing bad will come of it. Agreements that are signed today are likely to be revised anyway.", 
"Your social or career connections could provide a boost if you play your hand right. Someone will call to seek information or share news, and this person may be important to your personal success. This may not be the only opportunity today. Be ready to act quickly.", 
"If you want to make a good impression on a boss or superior, avoid hot button topics such as politics, religion, faith, culture, conspiracies and religion. That is quite a list, but getting deep into the mysteries of life right now is likely to lead you down a path to nowhere.", 
"There is the possibility of a disagreement with a friend. One of you thinks that the other one is being lazy or selfish, and the other thinks that they are actually way overdue for another break. You could be the target of envy, or a scapegoat for someone else\'s frustrations.", 
"You have a friend or companion who is trying to get into your pockets. You may be told of a new investment opportunity today. Be careful. It could have strings attached that you didn\'t expect. Once you root through all the fine print, it may have some merit.", 
"You can get a lot more work and chores done today, especially if you treat it like a creative art project. Even if you aren\'t painting, papering and tiling, you can still be creative in arranging the furniture or setting up new decorations.",
"Keep a notebook or tape recorder by your bedside tonight, as your dreams could be greatly beneficial. Your dreams should be interpreted in light of your spiritual and personal conditions, as there are messages about wellness and prosperity for you there. ");

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