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var ar = new Array("It is not a good day to go out shopping for music, musical instruments, or other creative tools and implements. You want to expand your creative skills, but could end up spending too much money on craft supplies, CDs, or other creative toys and supplies.", 
"You are long overdue for a little fun. You may find that some form of \"edu-tainment\", like visiting a local science center, fits the bill nicely, especially if you have children. If not, and you are single, hit the mega-bookstores and browse ... for books and people!", 
"You are going to be getting some kind of special benefit or \"perk\" soon. You may be losing weight, or hearing about positive changes in your health and wellness. All that hard work is starting to pay off. You deserve a treat – a healthy, low-fat treat that is.", 
"You may be considering a big change in your workplace. You may be thinking about looking for a new job, but if you do that, you may find it profoundly affects your home life and family. Make sure that they are supportive and that you can afford any risk.", 
"Your energy will be high and you will be full of passion for life. You have passionate ideas about partnerships and romance, and if you are still single, there may be opportunities for you to come together with people who find you charming, exciting, and sexy.", 
"Romantic messages could get a little scrambled up today. Don\'t assume that your significant other can read your mind, even if that is normally the case. You may be tempted to get a little manipulative today, but that can backfire if you are not careful.", 
"Be careful when taking advantage of last minute tips if money is involved. You could find that financial conditions do not remain stable, and you could end up facing problems that you did not anticipate. Keep an open mind, but invest your money with caution.", 
"You will be thinking about investments, debts and financing today. Someone you work with, or share work space with, is going to offer an opportunity for you to get involved in creative work that has great potential to significantly boost your career.", 
"Spiritual growth will be a topic of intense personal interest today. You may develop an interest in religious history, the art of meditation, or join a club related to your spiritual tradition. Don\'t mix work and religion, the \"Politically Correct\" will frown on it. ", 
"People are open to your ideas, beliefs and suggestions today. The last few days you may have felt like you were stuck in a spiritual wasteland, but there are connections you can make now in the workplace with others who quietly share your beliefs.", 
"You may be rethinking travel plans soon. Something inside says that the timing is not right, and you don\'t yet have the right place, either. Be careful when driving today, you will find that people are driving a lot like escapees from the looney bin.", 
"Paperwork brings you both blessings and challenges today. You may find out that you are much better off if you focus on your personal concerns, but your financial paperwork is a challenge. Work-related driving could be a hassle today too.", 
"You are eager to get to work on some new idea you came up with the other day. One problem is that everyone disagrees on the merits, or on how the idea should be implemented. There needs to be a lot more talk, and you are all eager to take action.", 
"Your career is looking better right now. You have a good opportunity to shine. Don\'t be afraid to take on new responsibilities. Someone will want you for a project that has better potential than you think at first. You will have a lot of extra energy today.", 
"You may feel torn between your responsibilities at work, and at home. Someone in your family may be a little more demanding than normal, because they are really not feeling well right now. Helping them get back on their feet could be rewarding. ", 
"You will find that a new friend does not share your core social or spiritual values, and there may be arguments over politics or religion today. If you want to avoid an unpleasant scene, avoid those topics. Borrowing or loaning money between friends is risky too. ", 
"You catch a break from your chores today due to the ideas of a good friend. They may pop by at lunchtime with a casserole, offer to drive you to shopping chores, or offer to watch your kids tonight so you can get some time with your significant other. ", 
"You have remarkable ideas today that can be put to use later in the week to make a lot of money. But for now you may have to keep them under wraps until the timing is apropos. Don\'t get wrapped up in a big home improvement project, there could be arguments about it.", 
"Your mind wanders into strange places that you normally take pains to avoid today. You may want to take an opportunity to chat with a loved one about your deepest secrets, but be careful not to share too much. They might be taking note for the future.", 
"Your mind is a little foggy through most of today but it is a warm, friendly kind of fog now. The anxiety you have felt recently has vanished, replaced with a strong and pervasive feeling that everything is just going to work out all right after all.", 
"In the morning you will likely be feeling cranky and distracted and that feeling could intensify as the day wears on. You and your significant other may have disagreements about the division of responsibilities, but you lack energy to argue about it.", 
"You may soon be getting a raise, promotion, bonus, or job offer soon. You\'ll be happy with the opportunity, but one of your friends or coworkers may be jealous. They need to see that these changes are not going to come between you. Just be patient, they will understand eventually.", 
"Remember what you learned as a youngster. What goes around, comes around. You have strengths and talents that others find attractive, and you may suffer from encounters with the \"green eyed monster\". Relax. Focus on your goals and priorities, and let everything else shake itself out as it should.", 
"If you have felt out of sorts with your spouse or partner lately, today you can sit down together for a discussion to patch up your differences. There are likely to be some serious challenges, but taking the risk to open up could make a huge difference.", 
"You will be full of wild and exciting ideas today. Keep your mind open when a companion proposes some radical new idea. A group or charitable club may approach you with their challenges and your leadership or ideas could be  keyin averting a disaster.", 
"You have a creative inspiration about home decoration plans. Your creativity is extremely high today, and you have inspired ideas. An loved one may get in the way of some of your most treasured plans though. You might have to settle for a compromise.", 
"You have to go back over those renovation plans again. Your spouse or partner is acting like a spoiled child over some minor detail. What seems minor to you is actually a big deal to them. It may be that you have to give in on this issue.  Believe it or not, their health or happiness may actually be at stake.", 
"Your energy is up, but you may not be eager to work today. In fact, you are much more excited to get out and play. You will either spend the day rushing through your work to get away from the office, or daydreaming of a future time off because you can\'t escape early.", 
"Borrow some children if you don\'t have any of your own. Your inner child is in desperate need of a \"play-out\". That\'s sort of like a workout, but is a lot more fun. Find someone who could use a break from their responsibilities, and borrow their children for the evening. Rent movies, pop some popcorn, play video games!", 
"That rebellion you touched off is starting to spread. Others are now getting into the drama, standing up for themselves, and demanding better conditions. If you are the boss of a small business though, some of these folks may be demanding changes from you!",
"The workplace is confusing today. You are getting strange signals from the people you work with. Leaders and younger people that you work with will be pushy right now. Older people will tend to be cranky, confused and uncomfortable today. ");

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