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var ar = new Array("You may be frustrated with paperwork or challenging travel plans right now. Your mind will be active, but you don\'t have a lot of physical energy, and your emotional mood may be part of the reason why you don\'t feel like being too active at the moment.", 
"You have a strong ability to absorb information today. Paperwork, research and travel tends to go well. You may be able to go back to school or to travel with some financial assistance or the encouragement of someone who is older and more experienced.", 
"You have the ability to make people sit up and take notice today. You have the air of authority around you and may be given a new leadership position, based on your knowledge or experience. You are charming, engaging, and a lot of fun to be around right now.", 
"You and your partner could end up in an argument today. One of you may have to make a compromise between the amount of time you spend together, versus the amount of time you spend out with friends. A good friend may give one of you a verbal kick in the pants, for your own good.", 
"Whatever financial disputes you have experienced recently can be resolved more favorably today. You may have disagreements over a debt or credit card bill, but if you are patient ant understanding, you can sort it all out with a minimum of hassle.", 
"You may have been having financial troubles for the past while and you will soon be given two distinctly different opportunities to resolve your problems. The challenge is, do you want to stick with your old job, or strike out with a business of your own? ", 
"If you have important telephone calls, email or paperwork to complete today, remember that you are likely to be prone to Freudian Slips today. Double-check everything before you get to the phone, and before that envelope is licked, stamped and sent off. ", 
"People will be seeking your counsel for ideas, wisdom and support right now. You can be a teacher or role model to a sibling or companion. You may get lots of phone calls, faxes and emails today, and the gossip lines will all be burning up with good news.", 
"Your telephone will soon be ringing off the hook. The gossip-lines are just burning up with good news, and everyone is eager to be the first to share that news with you. You have good news of your own to share. There is a turning point coming in an important relationship.", 
"This can be a romantic day so keep the communication lines open. Don\'t try to fit in. Relax, be yourself, be a listener, not a talker. You can be more romantic when you aren\'t trying so hard. Someone is going to be attracted by your sincerity.", 
"A family member wants to force you into a career change or into sticking with the status quo. There could be bribe offers, threats, and guilt trips, all of which you won\'t have to work hard to ignore. Follow your heart\'s desire, not the path of least resistance.", 
"Be careful when speaking to relatives today. You are likely to be understood, only too well. That means that no matter how you want to fudge the truth, no matter how tactful you attempt to be, people will see anything critical you are thinking.", 
"A child or a younger companion is looking to you for leadership. You have an opportunity to mentor someone with your own skills, talents, beliefs or knowledge. Don\'t be afraid to give your time and insight. You can make a huge difference.", 
"You\'ll have fun indulging in a long conversation today. A sibling or companion is in a very good mood, and there will be interesting gossip to share. You could be invited to a concert, sporting or entertainment even this evening. Romance is in the air. ", 
"Spending money for your future, for building better stability and organization in the workplace is probably the most productive use of your time today, but you may want to run away from it and head off for some pricey hobby or recreational activity.", 
"If you can avoid it, stay away from other people\'s work-related troubles today. Keep the phone off the hook. Refuse to be dragged of your much-deserved weekend, and into someone else\'s melodrama. It may be that you can help, but their gratitude will not make up for your need for time to work off stress.", 
"You are taking on a leadership role soon. Even if you are not immediately thrust into the spotlight, you will see opportunities in responsibilities that have good social potential. Look for tough projects, the ones with the most potential for bringing great change. ", 
"A dreamy, idealized, romantic fantasy you had nurtured has been revealed as something less than ideal. The prince has turned back into a frog, the princess is gone and in her place is a common maiden. Now it gets interesting. The question is did you ever love them for who they truly were?", 
"You may be investigating financial or investment opportunities today, and are likely to discover that there is good news and bad news. There is definitely money to be made. There could be some risk or sacrifice you have to make to get what you want.", 
"Financial opportunities are heading your direction, but you may be afraid of the hard work and adjustments they seem to call for. You need to sit down and re-evaluate your priorities. You may come up with interesting investment plans and ideas today.", 
"You may be invited out to a party with some people of importance in your career or social circle. Whatever happens, try to avoid hot-button topics related to politics, death and religion. These are likely to interest you, but you are likely to offend someone\'s sensibilities.", 
"You may soon consider taking up music lessons, or buy new CDs for your collection. You can get lots of paperwork done if there is a creative element to it, or if you are allowed to listen to music, but if you have to shovel a mountain of accounting you may end up zoning out.", 
"If you are considering going back to school, ask a pal to come along. It could make the learning experience significantly more rewarding for both of you. You will learn just as much about each other as you do from the lectures or courses you take.", 
"You have impressed someone with your ideas and that could lead to improvement in your career or working conditions. You have to put on something of a song and dance for decision-makers who have not signed off on your move to the next rung up the ladder, though.", 
"You may be suffering from self-doubt about your career and social status today, but good fortune, a trip or found money will distract you and that will have your mood heading into more joyful territory. Be self-indulgent up to the level you can reasonably afford.", 
"You have a loved one who is trying to get you on the telephone but they can\'t seem to get through the busy signals today. Everyone seems to want to get your attention right now. You have a lot of email messages piling up online too. You sure are popular today!", 
"You need to get out and have fun, and the best way is to get together with a huge group of friends and loved ones. You are overdue to be the one whose turn it is to throw the party. A big potluck picnic could be just the solution you are looking for, fun and affordable too. ", 
"Your intuition is a bit off-base today, especially with parents, in-laws and siblings. They all seem cross and you don\'t know why. There may be no \"why\" ... at least as it pertains to you. Come back to an argument when you get some perspective.", 
"Listen to your intuition. You could have good luck that lead you to found jewelry or money, and there are bargains to be found. You may find that you get into arguments today and don\'t know why. There are old subconscious issues coming up.", 
"You might not be able to soothe the savage beast today. Your energy is tense and any attempt on your part to talk some sense into your significant other could be frustrating. If you are still single, be careful around people you meet tonight, they may have issues.",
"You\'ll be having strange mood swings today, triggered by a friend\'s strange mood swings. You have good news coming, yet your emotions about your friends are confused and chaotic. You may have to take a time out to sort out your mood and feelings.");

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