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var ar = new Array("You won\'t feel like working today. You really want to have some fun, or to get away for some relaxing meditation time. You have a lot of energy, but it is unfocused and impractical. You need to figure out where to direct your energies because you feel bored with the daily grind.", 
"You may find that your recent efforts to improve your knowledge or experience are paying off in increased opportunities to improve your career standing. You may discover that one of your hobbies or a favorite entertainment has potential to boost your income.", 
"You may finally be able to slide all the pieces into place so that you can take that dream vacation you have being planning for so long. You will have a lucky break that may bring in the money, free up the time, and put in place the backups you need to get away.", 
"You may end up in an argument with your significant other today if you are not careful. You may be so busy arguing about the lack of communication that you forget to listen. The answer to any dispute today is to let go of the need to \"win\".", 
"You are moving up in the world! There are signs of social and financial success in your aspects right now. Someone has noticed that one of your talents or hobbies has value in your workplace. It\'s now up to you to wheedle the best deal you can.", 
"Stay focused on the choices and career changes you have been wanting to make – playing \"nice\" may only backfire. It may be time to take out a tighter belt and the cost-cutting knife and get to work. It is possible that it will be someone else\'s budget you are trimming. ", 
"Talk out differences with friends and associates, but put things into a more structured setting if you want to get ahead. You might want to try using the talking stick. The only person allowed to speak is the person who is holding the stick. Everyone gets five minutes, no more.", 
"You\'ll be getting a lot of interesting phone calls today, especially if you are involved in team sports. If you are not already into some kind of sport, someone you love could invite you to join their team – go for it. You need the exercise and the camaraderie. ", 
"You are making friends, joining new clubs, getting involved in team sports, and changing your lifestyle in dramatic ways. You will find that you attract people into your life who have terrific potential to be good long-term friends and associates.", 
"You have friends or companions you can talk the night away with right now. If you have been seeking to expand your community of friends, now is the time to get out of the house. Look for those who share your spiritual values and personal interests. ", 
"Someone is trying to push ideas that conflict with your spiritual or religious beliefs or your sense of personal values. You may want to defend your position, but that could just lead to a pointless argument. You don\'t have to agree with them in order to be a good listener.  ", 
"You may have a sibling or friend who is trying to get you into an old familiar argument today. You can drive them up the wall by agreeing with everything they say. If that is not possible, you can always just say that they are right, from their own position.", 
"Your mind is a whirl today and you may find that you are saying the most bizarre things – thoughts that you had no plan to share with others. That\'s cool. People won\'t think that you have lost your mind. They may wonder at the creative thoughts you\'ve been coming up with. ", 
"Don\'t take unexpected criticism to heart. You may face difficulties relating to your coworkers or the people in your wider social circle right now. But the challenges you face may be beneficial in the long term. You\'ll learn a whole new way to communicate.", 
"You may have an argument or disagreement with a family member or friend about your appearance or attitude at a recent party. Chances are you are taking the well-meant criticism a little too personally. Think it over and you may hear it the second time with new ears.", 
"You and your significant other are discussing budgets again. You need to work harder, tighten your mutual belts, and compromise on the discretionary spending. One of you may have to fill out annoying, seemingly pointless and lengthy government paperwork today.  ", 
"You will have luck with money today, news of a promotion or raise, and good luck finding bargains. There may be better sources of income coming just around the corner, so keep your feelers out. A home business could be getting both challenging and profitable.", 
"Your skill as a communicator is sharper than ever today. You may have an unexpected opportunity to be published, to appear on the local news, or see your writing in print. If you are in a creative profession, this is a terrific day to work on your \"PR\" efforts.", 
"Romantic energies are strong today, but you have this tendency to speak your mind with a little too much bluntness. You feel anxious about a secret you are being asked to keep one, and it may be difficult to keep your promise to stay silent.", 
"Home repairs and improvements will be the topics of discussion today, especially those changes caused by someone\'s recent health problem. Your family will come together to bring a perfect solution into being that will resolve more than one problem.", 
"Even though you want and try to help, it may seem like one of your relatives is determined to mess up their life. There may be nothing you can do about that  and what little you could do probably falls under \"tough love\". Can you say \"No\" when you need to?", 
"You may get some extra time off, or get out of work early today. If you are a parent, put in some quality time with your children. If you are not yet a parent, some quality play time is what everyone needs. Set aside a little pampering for yourself.", 
"A friend has an unfortunate authority figure complex, and you may end up giving them tough love to slap them out of their self-pity. Trust your gut feelings if you are not sure how to say, \"You made your own bed.\" Even if they resist, they will listen.", 
"You may get uncomfortable sensations at times today but they will pass once you realize that they are related to stress. While your body is under a bit of a challenging aspect today, you will soon get good news about your income that will brighten your mood.", 
"You may have related discomforts right now, a stiff neck, tummy ache or headache. Believe it or not, what you need is a shoulder to lean on, or an ear to bend, and luckily someone who is perfect for the job is close by. A coworker or your boss may turn out to be the friend you need.", 
"You have some strong romantic energy in your chart right now, but you also face some challenges. You and your spouse or partner are more in love than ever before, but friends and family are not all supportive right now. It may just be a good day to enjoy each other, alone. ", 
"Romance is strong and passionate right now. You are full of energy, you feel sexy and your significant other, or a potential new partner, seems to be right on your wavelength. You may feel that you are actually telepathically reading each other\'s minds.", 
"There are financial opportunities heading your way. You may be learning valuable information from an investment seminar, or researching savings plans. You will be thinking about the future, retirement, equity, savings plans and other deferred gratification.", 
"Your investment plans look a little unsettled today. You know that you have do something, and have good ideas, but the process for putting it into action is in doubt. Some Internet scheme you have been considering needs a serious reconsideration.", 
"There are changes coming because of paperwork or education. You may decide to put aside some extra money so you can take a class, get that degree, or travel where you can gain information about your career competition. Keep an open mind about an unusual idea you hear today.",
"Learning from and teaching things to others can bring you joy and a sense of satisfaction. You need to be with other people today, sharing your ideas and getting yourself challenged by them. There could be arguments, but you\'ll greatly enjoy them.");

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