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var ar = new Array("You seem to have a hard time putting your thoughts into words today. There are times when your head says one thing and your mouth seems to want to say something else. Take long breaks if you are working on any important presentation or paperwork today.", 
"Listen to that nagging little feeling that says it is long past time you had some fun. That\'s your inner child speaking – well, yelling, perhaps. You don\'t have to worry, it won\'t all be fun and games, you\'ll actually learn something important while you are playing.", 
"You have an opportunity to do some home improvements, and there may be a side benefit to the renovations that you overlooked – better home equity. The bathroom may be overdue for an overhaul, and you may be considering adding an ensuite.", 
"It looks like the home improvement plans you have been making lately have been a tad overly ambitious. You might find though that they are past the point of no return. You just may need some help from a contractor, or from that brother in law you can\'t stand – he\'s good with a hammer, though, right?", 
"You will be on the telephone a lot today, likely together with friends or siblings, and the topic will be someone\'s hot new romance! Maybe your new romance? You\'ll be active today and could be feeling anxious because there is too much energy to move around.", 
"You want to have some more fun, but find it challenging or expensive to pursue with gusto. You find that your newest interests are outside the mainstream, or that some technical skill may be outside your ability at present, and that could make a hobby frustrating.", 
"Health care and wellness issues take your attention today. You should be careful where it comes to invasive treatments or optional surgical procedures you might be considering. There may be a much better, and less physically or financially challenging option.", 
"Your energy is very high, and excitement for a job opportunity could get in the way of some challenging realities. Slow down a bit, work carefully through the details, and you will be able to work things out. If you rush, you could miss vital details.", 
"You need to help a loved one get out of the house and into a more active lifestyle, and that will help you get into shape. You could take up a new sport together, or go out for walks together. That could help you connect with unexpected opportunity.", 
"Your ideas about health, fitness, and lifestyle could bring in more money right now, if you are able to study and research things properly. You have some more learning to do, but ideas that seemed unlikely in the past may in fact be the answers you were seeking.", 
"If you are attempting to get a grip on your love life, the keys for this quest right now are \"material security\". You may be feeling insecure as a result of something your significant other says or does, and partially because you are remembering a childhood insecurity.", 
"You may be disappointed when an attraction does not go your way, but it may be a blessing in disguise. You may not get the romantic attention from the one you wanted at first, but that will leave some room for something much better to come into your life.", 
"Religion and politics will be out of bounds topics among friends and companions. If you do attend any serious discussions today, make sure any preaching is strictly before the choir. You may end up in a leadership role in your spiritual community if you display tact and poise. ", 
"Your attention turns to finances, savings, and debt repayment and you may find new ways to make extra money and brighten up the picture in your portfolio. If you are not already investing, an official, authority figure or older family member may help you get started.", 
"You have improving financial news that is related to your long-term career, but a friend or associate is trying to pick your pockets. This could be in the form of unwelcome or unexpected bills or a demand for a payment from a club you don\'t recall joining.", 
"This is not an ideal day for travel, for starting a new book, class or course of study. You are likely to find information online that angers and frustrates you,  especially if the topics are political or social matters that are close to your heart.", 
"You have a touch of wanderlust right now, but other commitments are conspiring to keep you firmly planted at home. You may have new investments or responsibilities that keep getting in the way of \"getting away\". Paperwork does go more smoothly.", 
"You will be getting good news about lifestyle changes you have been working on. You may be losing weight or getting in shape, and this is making you charming and attractive right now. You may get an important invitation to a special dinner party.", 
"Your mind is on career and financial issues. You have an opportunity to go for a raise or a promotion, but there could be some pretty tight strings attached. You may have to spend more time in a stuffy suit, entertaining some stuffy people at a big stuffy party soon.", 
"Your loved ones will be burning up the phone lines with thankfully positive gossip today. Someone is \"getting lucky\" in the ways of love and it\'s no secret! If it isn\'t you and you are feeling bored, call up an old friend you haven\'t spoken to in a while.", 
"One way to break an impasse is to seek advice from older, wiser and more established experts. Whether the problem is a sudden breakdown between friends, or an argument in the boardroom of a group or club you belong to, there are elders who can help.", 
"Religious beliefs and spiritual education will be strong ideas in your life today. You could have what some call an enlightenment experience, a new awareness that brings you to a higher mental plateau. Be careful about sharing your new insights with others. ", 
"Your subconscious is throwing strange and interesting new ideas at you, ideas that have potential to be moneymakers. Don\'t be afraid to try something a little risky, as long as you don\'t bet more than you can afford to lose. Trust your instincts, but check the facts.", 
"You are the expert or guru that everyone is looking for today. You have the answers at your fingertips. But despite your impressive track record you are still shaking in your boots. What is so hard about admitting to others that you don\'t always have all the answers?", 
"You are once again cast in the role of the expert or guru and now that you have admitted to everyone that you don\'t actually know everything, the strange thing is that admission has only made you more credible. You may have to delegate authority to others who have resources you lack.", 
"Expect a tornado of financial changes today. You are on a lucky streak. It\'s not one of those gambling days, look for found money and new financial opportunities instead. Hard work and good ideas come together to help significantly boost the bottom line. ", 
"There is good news coming your way. If you are looking for more income or a new job, it is an ideal day to polish your old resume. If you are working, volunteer to take on new responsibilities. If you own your own business, you could get more clients today.", 
"Keep your mouth firmly shut today – as tight as you can muster. Gossip could get you into a pile of trouble with the women you live or work with, and what goes around, does come around. You\'ll have lots of energy today, and working on a career plan could help focus your mind.", 
"You are enthusiastic today, and can carve a swath through that mountain of paperwork on your desk. You may be a little too energetic at times though and this could lead to arguments if you are too strident or unreasonable in resisting compromises.", 
"This is not an ideal day to put your home on the market, to apply for a loan, or to sign agreements for housing renovations. Anything along these lines will have to be renegotiated later. Avoid signing family or home related documents until you are clear on what you are getting.",
"You could have an unexpected encounter with an employer or authority figure who throws your plans into chaos. Stick carefully to the speed limit. If you drive slowly, don\'t drive in the passing lane! And if you are pulled over, be considerate and polite.  ");

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